Our bacon, who art in frypan, crispy be thy name. Thine is the one, enjoy well done, at breakfast as well as in burgers. Give us this day, our daily bacon, and forgive us our vegetables, as we forgive those who serve vegetables unto us. And lead us not into a health food store, but deliver us from tofu. For thine is the crispy, the tasty, and the greasy, for ever and ever. Bacon.
