In a few hundred years, when the history of our time is written from a long-term perspective, it is likely that the most important event historians will see is not the technology but the unprecedented change in the human condition. For the first time, people have choices.
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Our bacon, who art in frypan, crispy be thy name.
Thine is the one, enjoy well done, at breakfast as well as in burgers.
Give us this day, our daily bacon, and forgive us our vegetables,
as we forgive those who serve vegetables unto us.
And lead us not into a health food store, but deliver us from tofu.
For thine is the crispy, the tasty, and the greasy, for ever and ever.
Bacon.